The Chemistry Student's Prayer
Analyst is my Chemist, I shall not Quant;
Analyst is my Chemist, I shall not Quant;
He maketh me to precipitate in green ions,
He leadeth me to mop up the de-ionised waters;
He restoreth my equilibrium.
He replenisheth my tote-box;
He maketh me to pay promptly for glassware I break.
He leadeth me into the Chemistry Lab for Science's sake.
Yeah though I walk in the shadow of the titration curve,
I will fear no Acid,
For my Apron is with me.
Thy stirring rod, and thy Chem Staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest an unknown before me, in the presence of interfering ions;
Thou anointest my head with indicator,
My Buret runneth over.
Surely panic and problems shall follow me all the days of my strife;
And I shall dwell in the Chem Lab forever.
He leadeth me to mop up the de-ionised waters;
He restoreth my equilibrium.
He replenisheth my tote-box;
He maketh me to pay promptly for glassware I break.
He leadeth me into the Chemistry Lab for Science's sake.
Yeah though I walk in the shadow of the titration curve,
I will fear no Acid,
For my Apron is with me.
Thy stirring rod, and thy Chem Staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest an unknown before me, in the presence of interfering ions;
Thou anointest my head with indicator,
My Buret runneth over.
Surely panic and problems shall follow me all the days of my strife;
And I shall dwell in the Chem Lab forever.
1 comment:
:D so funny :D
I'm a chemistry major myself and that cracked me up I wonder who wrote it?...
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