Revenge of the Police Blotters

Ok, once again, I stole these from Benjamin, but seriously, some of the things that make the police report in our town are crazy lol.

4/11/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: A caller told police Tuesday a Comcast truck with a ladder was parked in the 100 block of Hamilton Place and an employee walked into the ladder.
4/11/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: A woman in the 1000 block of Beards Hill Road told police April 3 she needed an officer to push the door open for her because she was stuck between the two doors.

5/16/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: A woman in the 600 block of Holly Circle told police Tuesday a man and a woman were in a bedroom.
-->Well thank you Big Brother, whoever you are...

5/23/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: A woman in the 600 block of South Philadelphia Boulevard told police Wednesday a group of people were loitering around the door and one man's pants were hanging very low.
5/23/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: A caller in the 600 block of South Philadelphia Boulevard told police Wednesday a person parked next to her was playing loud music and wearing pants that were hanging down.
-->Now I don't know if there is a law regulating how high your pants ought to be - I tend to think not - but there deserves to be one. Especially if you get called in to the police twice in the same day!

5/23/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: An officer from Havre de Grace called Friday and said he hit an owl with his vehicle and the head lights were broken. He tried calling the bird rescue but the woman had taken a sedative and couldn't come out; he called Harford Emergency vet but they couldn't do anything because they aren't licensed to care for wildlife; he called state police for a number for the Natural Resources but got a voicemail but no one responded, according to police reports. He also called Harford County to get a report for the gamage.
-->Ok so whats up with the random sedative thrown in there?

6/13/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: Cheryl Ann Cregar, 55, of the 700 block of the Beards Hill Road, was charged June 5 with theft scheme more than $500, obtaining the property of a vulnerable adult older than 50, abusing a vulnerable adult who is a family member, trespassing, forgery, issuing a false document, theft less than $500, fraud and numerous credit card offenses.
-->Wow! If you were going to rack up so many charges, couldn't you at least have thrown one or two more petty things in there?!

6/13/08 [Havre de Grace, MD]: A patient was flown to aHavre de Grace police report:
-->Hmm...Methinks there was a typo here...

6/13/08 [Havre de Grace, MD]: A caller on Linden Lane told police Wednesday there was an odor of gas coming from the bathroom.
-->As I see it, don't complain. Better in there than out in front of you.

6/27/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: A man living in Country Village Apartments on Idlewild Road notified the police Wednesday that juveniles were throwing fireworks at ducks.
-->Awww...poor duckies!!

7/4/08 [Havre de Grace, MD]: A man told police Monday a three-foot iguana on a picnic table wasn't aggressive.
-->I don't know how to respond to this...

10/5/07 [Havre de Grace, MD]: A man in the 300 block of St. John Street told police last Friday his neighbor was sending electronic microwaves through his apartment causing him pain.
--> Someone sure has a good imagination.

12/21/07 [Havre de Grace, MD]: A caller told police last Friday a couple, ages 16 and 17, was having sex on the property of St. Patrick Church. They were found and told to leave.
--> I expect a couple, ages 16 and 17, was asked to please return to the Catholic church on Saturday, but not to have sex.

12/21/07 [Havre de Grace, MD]: A woman told police around 8 p.m. Wednesday a child had his head on the table at MacGregor's and she wanted the police to tell the child's mother to take him home or he was going to be exhausted at school tomorrow. The woman was suspected of being drunk, according to the police report.
--> Mind you, I'm all for guarding kids' education, but when she brings the police in to act as a parent cut her off!

3/14/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: A caller in the Aberdeen Shopping Plaza told police a man was throwing bread to seagulls and making a mess.

3/14/08 [Aberdeen, MD]: A woman in the 100 block of West Air Avenue observed a man in a dark hooded sweatshirt walked into a church through the front doors.
--> Hmm...that would be a problem. Some churches have special pews which you can't sit in, other churches have special front doors that you aren't supposed to walk through?

8/24/07 [Havre de Grace, MD]: A man in the 200 block of Pennington Avenue told police Thursday his son was locked in handcuffs and they couldn't find the key.
--> Um, I wouldn't know anyone who has done that before...